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Take Off Your Pants And Jacket

Anthem Part Two

Everything has fallen to pieces
Earth is dying help me Jesus
We need guidance, we've been misled
Young and hostile, but not stupid

Corporate leaders, politicians
Kids can't vote, adults elect them
Laws that rule the school and workplace
Signs that caution, sixteen's unsafe

We really need to see this through
we never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're fucked up you're to blame

Let this trainwreck burn more slowly
Kids are victims in this story
Drown our youth with useless warnings
Teenage rules: they're fucked and boring

We really need to see this through
we never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're fucked up you're to blame

Everything has fallen to pieces
Everything has fallen to pieces

We really need to see this through
we never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're fucked up you're to blame

Online Songs

Josie
You're my source of most frustration
Gorget when I don't meet expectations
Everything you wished came true
In the end we all blamed you
Even though as they all know
You weren't the only one... two, three, four

Why do you still keep it around
when you know it brings me down
I'm hating everything
And I know that you've dated other guys
But I gotta wonder why
You'd leave it out for me

Why am I still hanging around
when I know it brings me down
I'm hating everything
And you are getting rides home in his car
You're making out in his front yard
And hating everything

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that this would end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend

If we could have another day
I've got so much left to say
I'll tell you everything
And I'll laugh when I think about the past
When I see you after class
You're hating everything

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that this would end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that this would end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend
And she said...
Na na na na na....

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that this would end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that this would end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend
And she said...
Na na na na na

First Date

In the car I just can't wait
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that i'm probably gonna miss

Let's go,don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

Happy Holidays, You Bastards

It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
and he shit shit shit his pants
He's alway's fucking shitting his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

Story Of A Lonely Guy

Push it out
fake a smile
Avert disaster
just in time
I need a drink
cause in a while
Worthless answer from friends of mind
It's dumb to ask, cool to ignore
Girls posess me, but they're never mine
I made my entrance, avoided hazards
Checked my engine, I fell behind

I fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause i'm a fucking boy

Remember when I was in the grocery store
now's my time
Lost the words,lost my nerve, lost the girl, left the line
I would wish upon a star, but that star, it doesn't shine
So read my book with a boring ending
A short story of a lonely guy

I fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause I'm a fucking boy

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause i'm still just a stupid worthless boy

The Rock Show

Hanging out behind the club on the weekends
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped Tour
I rememeber that it's the first time that I saw her there

She's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing
I'm kinda nervous, cause I think all her friends hate me
She's the one, she'll always be there
She took my hand and I made it I swear

Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

When we said we were gonna move to Vegas
I remember the look her mother gave us
17 without a purpose or direction
We don't owe anyone a fucking explaination

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

Black and white picture of her on my wall
I waited for her call, she always kept me waiting
And if I ever got another chance I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

Stay Together For Kids

Its hard to wake up
When the shades have been pulled shut
This house is haunted
It's so pathetic
It makes no sense at all
I'm ripe with things to say
the words rot and fall away
If a stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day

So here's your holiday
hope you enjoy it this time
you gave it all away
It was mine
So when your dead and gone
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost
It's not right

The anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years
Rather then fix the problem
They never solve them
It makes no sense at all
I see them everyday
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants
And its what she wants
Then whys there so much pain?

So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time
You gave it all away
It was mine
So when your dead and gone
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost
It's not right

Roller Coaster

Breathing deeply, walking backwards
Finding strength to call and ask her
Rollercoaster, favorite ride
Let me kiss you one last time

Leave me standing here
Act like I'm not around
The coast'll probably never clear
Can I please go home now
I had that dream about you again
Where I wait outside until you let me in
And there I stay

Lay beside me and listen out the wall
We'll keep on lying until the summer comes
I had that dream about you again
Where you drive my car right off the fucking cliff

And now I`m breathing deeply, walking backwards
Finding strength to call and ask her
Rollercoaster, favorite ride
Let me kiss you one last time

Make me promise that I will never tell
All I remember's the way your bedroom smells
I had that dream about you again
Where I wait outside until you let me in

And now I'm breathing deeply, walking backwards
Finding strength to call and ask her
Rollercoaster, favorite ride
Let me kiss you one last time good night
Good night

Reckless Abandon

On and on, reckless abandon
Something's wrong, this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on

I learned a lot today
Not sure if I'll get laid
Not sure if I'll fail or pass
Kissed every girl in class

Everybody would waste it all
To have a summer that they could call
Memory thats full of fun
Fucked up, when it's all done

On and on, reckless abandon
Something's wrong, this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
He left a scar, size extra large

Sip a drink of the alcohol
End up kneeling in bathroom stalls
Eyes are red and my movement's slow
Too high, got vertigo

He took a shit in the bathroom tub
And fed the dog with brownie drugs
Tried hard to not get caught
He fucked a chick in a parking lot

On and on, reckless abandon
Somethings wrong, this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
He left a scar, size extra large

Break a window and bust a wall
Making fun of your friend's mom
Turn the music up way too loud
Charged a pizza to the house

Everybody would waste it all
To have a summer that they could call
Memory thats full of fun
Gucked up when it's all done

On and on, reckless abandon
Somethings wrong, this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
He left a scar, size extra large

Everytime I Look For You

I never found out why you left him
But this answer begs that question
Too blind to see tomorrow
Too broke to beg or borrow
Young and Stupid, left wide open
Hearts are wasted, lives are broken

One more point of contention
I need some intervention
Approached with vague intentions
Betray my short attention
Span the distance, bridge the border
Beg forgiveness, round the corner

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Will the last one out please shut the door

More time apart will give you
A few more months to argue
Is this too much to live through
It always seems too far to
Drive the point home
Send more letters
Pray tomorrow
Ends up better

I never did do anything that she asked
I never let what happened stay in the past
I never did quite understand what she meant
In spite of everything
In spite of everything

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down

Give Me One Good Reason

Mom and dad they quite don't understand it
All the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls wanna pierce their nose
And walk around in torn pantyhose

I like the ones who say they listen to the punk rock
I like the kids who fight against how they were brought up
They hate the trends and think it's fucked to care
It's cool when this piss people off with what they wear

So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in

Hate the jocks, the preps, the hippie fucking scum bags
Heavy metalers with their awful pussy hair bands
Counting seconds until we can get away
Ditching school almost every single day

So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in

So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in

Shut Up

Shut the fuck up she said
I'm going fucking deaf
You're always too loud
Everything's too loud

Now that all my friends left
This place is fucking dead
I wanna move out
When can we move out
This shit has got to stop
I'll run away

Get the fuck up she said
Your life is meaningless
It's going nowhere
You're going nowhere

You're just a fuck-up she said
I'll live alone instead
She said you don't care
I know I don't care

I'll never ask permission from you
Fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home
I'm never going to come back home

I got too fucked up again
And passed out on the plane
Tried to forget you
I can't forget you

No sleep on this flight
I'll think about the nights
We had to get through
How did we get through?

I'll never ask permission from you
Fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home
I'm never going to come back home
I'll run away

Please Take Me Home

Oh no it happend again
She's cool, she's hot, she's my friend
I'd drive for hours, it's so
You leave me no where to go

She's unstopable
Unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated
Wrong

Please take me home
Too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad
This is the best time we ever had

I hope
Hope that it lasts
Give in, forget the past
Be strong when things fall apart
Honest this breaks my heart

She's unstopable
Unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated
Wrong

Please take me home
Too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad
This is the best time we ever had

Please take me home
Too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad
This is the best time we ever had

Why did we have to go date?
It's too easy to complicate
Be strong when things fall apart
Honest this breaks my heart

Let's go!
Please take me home
Too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad
This is the best time we ever had

Please take me home
Too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad
This is the best time we ever had

Time To Break Up

I guess it's only the men
who get fucked now and again
we take our chicks to the mall
we waited, parking stalls
and when we come home too late
she's pissed that she had to wait
and my excuse not to call
it never worked at all

Time to wake up
where's your daughter
hurts to break up
she was stronger
all my friends say
please don't love her
what did I gain
now I miss her so

I used to hate the lipstick
it stained and tasted to sick
the pantyhose and the bras
she threw on my guitars
shit, fuck, I made a mistake
I thought I needed a break
the truth is I'm such a dick
it's broke and can't be fixed

Time to wake up
where's your daughter
hurts to break up
she was stronger
all my friends say
please don't love her
what did I gain
now I miss her so

If you want to call it a heartache
then I should regret those things
I miss her
if you want the pain to go away
better suck up your pride
admit you lost her
let her go
move on
let her go
move on
let her go

Time to wake up
where's your daughter
hurts to break up
she was stronger
all my friends say
please don't love her
what did I gain
now I miss her so

move on
let her go
move on
let her go
move on
let her go
move on
let her go

Mother's Day

One two three four!

Fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching

Fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching
It's Mothers Day (x4)

I'll be
fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching

Fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching
fucking and sucking and touching

It's Mothers Day (x4)

Don't tell me that it's over

I hear the phone, it rings so violently
Can't leave my room, can't breathe since she left me
I will admit, I hate those things I said
Girls always cry, guys will never admit they did

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running
There's no use for explanation
I think things are too hard for
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls get them in trouble
Because they are rarely honest

What's with the jokes, all the routines they play
Screw with my head, now I cave in 'till they their way
Guys like to run, chicks like to yell, you see
Guys hate to fight, girls think it's therapy

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running
There's no use for explanation
I think things are too hard for
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls get them in trouble
Because they are rarely honest

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
and when you come back running
there's no use for explanation
I think things are too hard for
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls get them in trouble
Because they are rarely honest

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running
There's no use for explanation
I think things are too hard for
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls get them in trouble
Because they are rarely honest

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation

When You Fucked Grandpa

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him
And stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed?

And this is fucking stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with Your own grandfather! I mean, you guys are related! What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he'd like to fuck you on the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place and, this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!

What Went Wrong

I'm sick of always hearing
All those sad songs on the radio
All day it is there to remind
An over sensitive guy that he's lost and alone, yeah

I hate our favorite restaurant,
Our favorite movie, our favorite show
We would stay up all through the night
We would laugh and get high, and never answer the phone

I can't forgive, can't forget
Can't give in, what went wrong?
Cause you said this was right
You fucked up my life

I'm sick of always hearing
Sappy love songs on the radio
This place, it's fucking cursed and it's plagued
And I can never escape when my heart it explodes
I can't forgive, can't forget
Can't give in, what went wrong?
Cos you said this was right
You fucked up my life

I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me
What went wrong?
I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me
What went wrong?
I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me
What went wrong?
I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me
What went wrong?
I'm kicking

Fuck A Dog

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
(that's right kids)

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
(and his ass)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
ar, me and me first mate, a scurvy cur
tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ah, that was no pirate man
That was thy own sister!
(he's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you